In my real world job, I see a LOT of houses. Different houses everyday and with that, I get to see all kinds of door mats. Did you know that the type of door mat you display at the entrance to your home tells the world the type of person you are?
True it is…and I have compiled unscientific data on door mat to human personas
and this is what I have come up with….
This one denotes that you are a boring, bland person. You need to get a life.
The Traditional Door Mat, for the traditional person. You may need to liven up your personality just a bit.
The Redneck Door Mat ~ no further explanation necessary
The person displaying this door mat needs to stop shopping at Pottery Barn and Wal-Mart.
The Pet Lover’s Door Mat
The Paris Hilton Door Mat ~ if this is you, then you need help.
The Nature Lover Door Mat ~ can also me mistaken as a Nudist Colony Follower Door Mat….
The “I am not a pushover” Door Mat ~ watch out for these folks, they can be real cranky.
This is the door mat of people that obviously cannot remember their names or where they live….
Clearly an Irish Person’s Door Mat…
The Hermit’s Door Mat
The 60’s Flower Child Door Mat, hope they stop taking the LSD soon…..
Einstein’s Door Mat
The Arts and Craft Type Door Mat
The World Traveler Door Mat
The Foodie Door Mat ~ lookout for platters of food and cameras when entering the home.
The Pretentious Type Door Mat
The Practical Joker Door Mat ~ always looking for a laugh at the expense of others.
This is me by the way….
Sense of Humour Door Mat ~ you are witty to a fault and bordering on the practical jokester type…
So there you have it and I bet you see yourself in one of the door mats listed above too. If not, then I haven’t come across your type…yet…