Gag Gift Time
We all have that one relative, friend or co-worker that has a penchant for handing out gag gifts, jokes, pratfalls, etc. all year long. Well, now is your chance to get back at him/her with this simple, easy-to-make stocking stuffer. Also a fun gift idea for handing out to kids too.
To make Reindeer Poop, place a handful of malted milk balls or chocolate covered raisins in a decorative gift, snack bag (available at party supply stores). Seal the bag and attach a gift tag printed from here that includes the Reindeer Poop Poem.
Reindeer Poop Poem
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call…
“Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!”
I ran to the lawn, and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts”.
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
Neat little piles of “reindeer poop.”
but to throw them away seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite a while,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose to the sky~~~
“Well, they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”